NY Mets 2006 NL East Champions!!
I believe in the church of baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones.I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic's rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball. And it's never boring, which makes it like sex...It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried them all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the church of baseball - Annie Savoy Bull Durham
photo credits: George Eastman House/ Lewis Hine as used in Baseball: An Illustrated History. Ward, Geoffrey C. and Burns, Ken. NY: Knopf, 1994. 103.
January 13, 2006
because i have a college degree
my father-in-law just called to ask me a question because i am "the one with the college degree."
breathlessly, i awaited the complex question that i would need to answer with my quick with and my critical thinking skills.
"shelle, what's a curmudgeon?"
bwahahahahahhahaa!
ok, he said he tried to look it up in the dictionary but couldn't find it. i assure you that if he did there would have been a picture of him there right next to it!**
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