i will just sit here repeatedly thumping my head on the desk for a bit.
just opened the file with my personal statement for grad school. i thought i would reread it now that i have some distance, a little perspective. there's a f*cking typo! that's right, the personal statement that i worked and worked and worked on. the one i proofread a gajillion times and handed to profs, etc. the one i checked over until my eyes bled.
and it isn't a little one. it's huge. and it looks as if i don't know what tense of the word to use when in reality it's a typo. and it's in the opening paragraph. and i think i am going to cry for a couple of hours.
*bangs head again*
big dumb ass stupidhead
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oh...i am sure that won't matter a bit in an application for a phd in english!!!!!!
"ummm, hello, mcdonalds.....are there openings left in fry school....what's that? you read my personal statement too?"
ugh.
on edit: still feeling like a complete idiot but have now switched to banging head against wall. contemplating letter to all schools involved:
dear prestigious and highly selective schools:
contrary to the evidence previously submitted, i am not a big dumb-ass stupidhead. may i suggest a mulligan?
thank you.
sincerely,
brilliant, ambitious, dedicated scholar who would really be an assett to the program and is more than willing to suck up if necessary.
back again with more thoughts: hubby just asked me what i would do if i were reading that. and i said without hesitation, "i would dismiss the whole paper as sloppy." i know. i do it all the time with submissions to the lit magazine. if there are typos, i don't bother taking them seriously.
*bangs head**gulps drink**bangs head*
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