NY Mets 2006 NL East Champions!!
I believe in the church of baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones.I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic's rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball. And it's never boring, which makes it like sex...It's a long season and you gotta trust it. I've tried them all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the church of baseball - Annie Savoy Bull Durham
photo credits: George Eastman House/ Lewis Hine as used in Baseball: An Illustrated History. Ward, Geoffrey C. and Burns, Ken. NY: Knopf, 1994. 103.
January 08, 2005
it's gonna leave a funny tan line
i was minding my own business, like i do, driving back from signing c up for little league.
and WHAM!!!!!
someone hits me. me? don't they know i am going on vacation? me? i can't need a neck brace it will leave dorky tan lines.
sonofamonkeyridinrabbitjumpinasshatbitch!
michelle | 04:11 PM |
trackback (0)
trackback url:
http://www.jimnshelle.net/mt/mt-tb.cgi/302
http://www.jimnshelle.net/mt/mt-tb.cgi/302
