this is the transcript of an actual phone call from the genius that used to work for hubby.
ummm, yeah. this might get you your job back.
live from the trailer park:
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yeah jim this is dave (let's just call him moron, shall we?)...ummmm....uhhhh, how come you don't call me man, can't you just call, pick up the phone....fucking call me, let me know what the fuck is going on, do i have a fucking job or not? alright, cause i'm not in a good enough fucking mood right now. uhhhhh....so if you don't mind, get off your fucking ass and fucking call me *hangs up*
for the record he was told that there was no work for him but has been calling and leaving messages like this all day every day. he even gets his mommy to drive him up here some days so he can knock on the door and deliver this eloquent speech in person at 6:45 in the morning. (yes, his mommy drives him, of course, not when he was actually supposed to be working...then he didn't show, which explains the lack of job
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