screw school. i am going to go be a fry guy.

"Hi! Welcome to McDonald's drive-through. May I take your order please?"
It has the advantage of not coming home smelling like fry grease. One of the reasons why I love "American Beauty" - I could go back to that in a heartbeat!

ah, but the catch is he wanted to simplify his life in that movie. i am just feeling "simple."