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September 14, 2006
Dear Prospective Employer,
Thank you for taking the time to advertise your position on the internet. Please find enclosed a bog standard CV that has been sent out to everyone. I regret that owing to the colossal number of employers searching for someone with my skills it is not practical for me to respond to every advertisement individually.
Please note your advertisement is receiving attention and unless your offer of employment has been successful, you will not be contacted again. I am a busy mum with a degree to finish and you have time to sit around twiddling your thumbs while you wonder if you are ever going to hear from me, obviously.
I wish you every success in finding an employee in the future.
Yours sincerely
Purple Elephant
P.S. Yes that was a photocopied signature. Please don’t thank me.
Posted by purple elephant at September 14, 2006 05:49 PM