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June 08, 2006
Wayne Rooney's foot.
Have you heard about Wayne Rooney's foot? He broke it you know and he might not be able to play in the England team in the World Cup. Oh and by the way did you hear about Wayne Rooney's foot? Let me just drag in an expert on - er - well - feet, just so we can talk about Wayne Rooney's foot some more. Maybe the foot expert, the one who has never met him, let alone studied his foot in any detail in recent weeks, maybe he'll be able to tell us if Wayne Rooney will be playing the World Cup or not....
If I hear one more 'news' story about Wayne Rooney's foot, I swear to God I'm going to seek out the overpaid oaf and stamp on his other one, really hard. Then they'll have something to talk about.
*ducks*
Posted by purple elephant at June 8, 2006 10:55 PM