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November 19, 2005
Come Back Immune System All is Forgiven
What’s going on? I’m ill for the second time this month, or perhaps I just never got better, I can’t quite remember. Either way today my voice has dropped a couple of octaves which might sound husky and sexy if I didn’t stink to high heaven of Aromatherapy Chest Rub and Olbas Oil whilst hacking like a old woman who has been smoking 60 Malboro’ Reds every day of her life since she was 6 months old.
Please guys form an orderly queue. *cough splutter growl*
I never used to be like this, I was one of those one cold a year stalwarts and that for some reason was always in the summer.
I blame Littleone for starting school with all those skanky kids who live on Big Macs, don’t wipe their noses and cough and splutter all over each other. She gets it for ONE DAY and passes it to me and I’m at death’s door for the whole month. Fair deal.
I got through 2 bags of spinach this week, what else am I supposed to do?
*grumble*
Posted by purple elephant at November 19, 2005 07:59 PM