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September 23, 2005
I’m chavin’ it...
It really takes a special bus load of people to remain seated for an entire journey whilst an elderly man WITH A WALKING STICK, a heavily pregnant woman and a four year old child, hold on for dear life in the standing area.
I never know what to do in that situation, I really want to shout a the top of my lungs,
‘Oi Chavsters, remove your Burberry glad arses from the seats and at the very least let the guy with a stick sit down.’ but I’m not sure if that would embarrass the poor old soul even more. So today I kept quiet and clocked their faces, vowing that when I become dictator they will all be first against the wall, every single last one of them.
It was almost as if Fate was having a little wink in my direction as when I got home I fired up the PC, read some blogs and stumbled across this site (via Lori) For instant laughs read the what they say section, and I’d love a McDonalds ‘I’m chavin’ it’ shirt but something tells me I’d get my head kicked in for wearing it round here.
Oh and look what I found while surfing Ebay. *drool* Just what I need to fuel my Andrew Marr addiction.
If only I were a rich girl.
Posted by purple elephant at September 23, 2005 07:38 PM