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May 20, 2005
Kneel before the Elephant!
I must be going up in the world, I woke up this morning to no less than six, yes I said SIX, spam comments! It made me feel all authoritative as I hit the delete button. I can’t have much control over my everyday life, if this sort of thing makes me feel important so humour me for now, at least until the novelty wears off..
Kneel before the Purple Elephant all ye spammers…
POW!!
Moving on...
Next up is a question for literary rather than literal purposes. In other words I am NOT about to throw myself off any bridges, well not today at least. This is for an extremely upbeat and cheerful story I’m writing. What I want to know is this,
If the police had been called because a disturbed person was hanging about on a motorway footbridge, threatening to throw themselves off , presumably they would send two officers to the scene (male and female?) but more importantly would they block off the motorway down below, just in case the person did jump and so that a poor unsuspecting driver was not implicated in the whole nasty business?
That’s it for now..
Posted by purple elephant at May 20, 2005 07:45 AM