It's that time of year again. Sure, it's Easter/Ostara but more importantly..
it's time for the annual link to the Peep Research and Surgery site.
Read how there brave and pioneering physicians fight to separate the conjoined peeps, how they battle to resuscitate them and give them a normal peep life. Also, read how they see if they melt in various toxic liquids.
Fun for the whole family :)
Happy Peep Season!!
someone gives me the explanation I've been looking for.
Anyways, that’s not what this post is about. I was thinking about kids toys. And Santa. And I was wondering why we have to buy our kids toys when Santa is going to be giving them what they want anyways.
It bothered me for a while.But I think I have it all figured out now. So, I’ll share my theory with you.
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In the olden days Santa would have just given these bad kids lumps of coal. But coal is very expensive now. So he doesn’t want to waste his money. Especially since he has to pay the Elves minimum wage. And give them a day off each year. All due to them Unionizing and demanding better pay and working conditions. Ungrateful Elves..
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One group of Elves make good quality toys for the good kids. These toys have all their parts. And they come fully assembled. They even come with batteries installed. And Santa delivers these toys himself on Christmas Eve.
The other group makes toys for the bad kids. These are the toys they put in the stores for parents to buy. The toys that require assembly. That have no batteries installed. The ones with all the missing parts and no instructions.
Please go on over to Happy and Blue 2 and read the rest. Great blog if you haven't popped in before. Go on, it's better than wrapping and cleaning.
Here? I said we would eat here xmas day?? Are you sure???
And you want me to make real food?
**Trudging back out to the wilds of the grocery store. Amateurs are out getting groceries, wandering willy-nilly about the place and wreaking havoc. Just a quick stop. But if you don't hear from me in a few days...be afraid. Be very afraid.**
