I was in the grocery store yesterday and the oddest woman hobbled up to me and grinned wildly at me. Then, through gritted teeth she asked me, "Do these look really real? I just had them done. Had all my other old teeth yanked right out. Paid a lot for them 'cause those cheap ones look like baby teeth. What do you think?"

Uh.....

"They're very nice," I told her trying hard to look away from the spectacle. Sure, the teeth looked real, but the giant beehive wig was a little tough to believe.

They find me. They always find me.