Someone just search for this:
And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse
and found my site! I am still laughing. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (Special Edition) is our Thanksgiving night, kick-off-the-holidays Xmas movie.
Thanks to whoever clicked in here for that quote. You made my day.