I finally just gave up and bought a subscription to the local paper. Our coach is really good at sending in articles about the team.

Here's this week's with the names changed yadda yadda yadda:

The Central Jersey Lashers split a doubleheader with the Point Riptide this weekend in the USABL Fall Baseball League (9U Division). In game one, the Lashers defeated the Riptide by a score of 10-5. C, DJ and KC combined on the mound for the win with 8 strikeouts while walking only 3 batters. KC went 4 for 4 with 3 rbi; KS went 2 for 2 and NB went 2 for 4 with 2 rbi. The Riptide nipped the Lashers by the score of 9-8 in the second game of the doubleheader. C went 2 for 3 with an rbi and ZC went 2 for 2 with 2 rbi to pace the Lasher offense. AC, NB and KS also had rbi hits.