ugh. i don't want to write another "why are they pushing christmas down our throats in since halloween" post...but why are they pushing christmas down our throats since halloween??

my mom came down here last night and needed me to take her out for xmas shopping. i went. under protest, but i went.

i found little m&m dispensers. christmas ones. and if i wasn't so damn lazy i would take a picture of the packaging for you because at one point during the evening i was actually doubled over on the floor of target laughing. apparently the little m&m guys come off the top and do something. i am not sure what. i am not sure i want to know. because the packaging says this:

pop me off...see what i do

ummm. ok. it's not just me right? of course not, because i showed this to other shoppers and they too broke out into fits of laughter. so in my own small way i contributed to holiday cheer. even if it is only the beginning of november.
pop me off ...see what i do lol. i don't think i have heard that one since i was the last time i was groping in the dark in the backseat of a car.

ah, what a christmas gift. and yes, i bought two!!

Why? Foolish, foolish girl.....
"It's money that matters
Hear what I say
It's money that matters
In the USA"

christmas? noooooooooo i'm in denial...it's not coming anytime soon...why shop now?? nooooooooo ;)