if you haven't read my last three ranting posts. go ahead, catch up, i'll wait.

so, i decided that instead of pouring those martinis down on an empty stomach i would heat up the yummy chicken sienna leftover from last night at olive garden.

but as i am lowering it into the microwave and salivating over my dinner to be....i dropped it. not just on the floor. that would be too easy. i dropped it into the freakin' cat food dish!!

screw the food. martinis for dinner.