yup, you guessed it. not cool. or at least not cool in the nyc art gallery kind of way and that is precisely where i am going tonight. a friend of mine from all the way back in high school has an art opening tonight and i am going to see her. i can't wait to see her, she is this amazing unique creative free spirit and i have always envied her. but, ack, the pressure to not look like a station wagon driving suburbian mom. cause i am cooler than that? right? i am not one of those holiday sweater wearing, lands end soccer moms.
so i am wearing my snooty, pretentious, yet extremely sexy glasses and something black. because it's art. right?
hmmm....maybe i should just chuck it all and go out and buy a sweater with little dancing chicks and bunnies on it. maybe i can even find one with a fuzzy little cottontail attached. sheesh....
ok, all this coolness is going to take a while to prepare.
martinis are cool though...and those i do very well!!

Nothing less than the bunny suit Renee Zellweiger wore in Bridget Jones' Diary will do (especially since you would pull it off so well).

Seriously - you'll be fine. They're the ones who have to impress you, you know!

damn! bunny suit is at the cleaners! lol